I’m back! I’ve been kicking it in my hometown writing on Canada’s Got Talent with my good friend and fellow ping-pong enthusiast Trevor Boris. Come check me out at The Flying Beaver (Parliament and Carlton) for a (not so) SECRET show! Advance tix are $15. Click here for details.
April 6th, 2012
TORONTO
March 2nd, 2012
The Hour
Did y’all catch my Best Joke Ever on The Hour? Well lucky for y’alls i’s did. Here it is (y’all)…
February 20th, 2012
Ke$ha is the Wor$t
February 1st, 2012
Nailin’ Em Resolutions…
Writing for the Huffington Post was one of my 2012 resolutions and it’s come to pixelation! Check out the article I wrote for them about getting g’married!
January 23rd, 2012
Sweet Tweet
Sab was named one of the 18 Funny Women You Should Be Following on Twitter! It was so exciting she’s since decided to speak in third person. Follow me/she!
January 17th, 2012
Being Human meets Being Brown
Check out a video I produced and wrote with my friend, star of Being Human*, Meaghan Rath.
*All good friendships should follow said friends’ TV credits
January 9th, 2012
Jezebel <3′s Sabrina
If you aren’t already following me on Twitter it means you haven’t already began to enjoy the beauty of a Sab-tweet. It’s a wonderful thing…if you don’t believe me, ask Jezebel. I was on today’s Tweet Beat 
January 1st, 2012
Happy New Year, Joan of Arc
My dearest Jalees-lovers (also likers), welcome to the last year in the Mayan Calendar! As the end (potentially) approaches, I’ve done us all a favor and recapped how Joan Of Arc lived, conquered and died in 30 seconds (the recap, not her life span). Enjoy!
December 13th, 2011
Stella Artois Presents Sabrina Jal-ois
November 27th, 2011
New York Times Loves Me
“Canadian comedy star and television personality Sabrina Jalees, kept the audience entertained with hilarious in-character stand-up sketches…” -New York Times
I smell an addition to my bio…
Click on the quote to read the full review. Click on THIS to check out my character reel. And finally, click HERE to waste hours upon hours of your time being bipolar-style teased by pictures of delicious cookies, followed by hot bodies and anorexic mantras (“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”…But nothing feels as good as cheesecake tastes, Kate Moss.)